Duck Duck Goose was created to teach kids that ducks are cool and geese are assholes
okay so i used to be really over weight so i would always get chosen to be the goose because i was sooooo slow. so i got to the point i’d wait for them to get close and i’d throw my right hand back and catch their leg before they could even start running 😂😂😂 i got so good at it i wouldn’t even have to get up and no one would pick me as goose ever again lmaoooo
